The venture capital fund where…

 …stupid-rich people mix
financial gas and shit ideas

Ever wonder why you never see art on the reality TV show SHARK TANK?

Art rarely makes money. If it does, the money goes to investors and media companies—not artists.

That’s why we created SHART TANK, the investment arm of the secret society 732-738.

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We help budding artists — mostly musicians, filmmakers, and writers — with interest-free loans, legal advice, and business guidance. We don’t expect to make a profit, but if we do, we give profits back to the artists who we support.

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Who are we?

We’ve been called:

“the secret society of wealthy, woke and web3 folk who conspired and broke… CAPITALISM.”

We funnel arms (legs) and financial fuel to the creative resistance fighters in the war to overthrow CAPITALISM, the literary enemy of “lowercase-ism”

LET’S STOP YELLING AT EACH OTHER.

see what we mean?

let’s stop yelling at each other.

lowercase-ism works.

We’re the mysterious multi-millionaire next door, the not-so-starving artists and ADHD-riddled entrepreneurs who know that:

The difference between vision and delusion is execution—and love.

Once upon a time, we were those assholes who’d say such things as:

WE ARE CRUSHING IT.
COME CRUSH IT WITH US,
YOU NINJA ROCKSTAR, YOU.

Today, we still say such selfish, self-centered solipsisms, but only with gratuitously repetitive irony, a wink, and a smile 😉

We’ve reached the top of Everest — metaphorically speaking — and the most difficult part of the journey comes after you reach the peak.

Because when you finally reach the peak you so eagerly seek, you may find yourself surprisingly... lonely. There’s no one there. (that’s why it’s called ‘The Top’, by the way)

The ones who you love most are not waiting for you to reach the top.

They’re waiting for you at the bottom.

And so are we.

You’re finally here.

We’ve been waiting for you.

To apply for funding, tell us about your art and how we can help.

To donate your gifts of time, talent, or treasure to the cause of lowercase-ism, or just to help us create great art, donate here.